Who did that to you? Was it Michael?
Uh…no. That would be foster dad number two. And then yours truly, the cuts. I mean, Michael was the fist first decent person…
How did you end up with Maggie and Michael?
Turns out my deadbeat birth parents are second cousins to Michael or something. He found out after the fact that they’d abandoned me.
He tracked me down, even became a foster parent just so he could bring me home. He adopted me. So, like I said, decent guy.
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